Debbie Does the Houtman Abrolhos – Seven #SexySnippets
They all seemed to be holiday videos, from someone called Debbie who went to the US. I stuck one of them in the VCR, hit play and opened up the fridge.
I could hear weird noises.
Hell, it sounds like the neighbours are having sex, so loud I can hear it next door.
I went outside to see if I could work out who my noisy neighbours were, but I couldn’t hear anything from out there. I went back in.
I looked around and the little TV screen caught my eye. It looked like while Debbie was in Dallas, she saw more action than I ever got.